probe: downloadable executables for machines without Docker

Each release attaches selfphoneng-probe-linux-x64 and -arm64 (Node's single executable
applications: esbuild bundle + postject into the official Node binary, checked against
nodejs.org's SHASUMS256.txt), the bundle as selfphoneng-probe.cjs (Node 22+) and SHA256SUMS.
Built in binary.Dockerfile with BuildKit's local output, so Gitea's runner can build it too.
deploy/probe/selfphoneng-probe.service runs it under systemd, sandboxed.

pnpm-lock.yaml

@@ -88,7 +88,14 @@ importers:
         specifier: ^0.31.11
         version: 0.31.11
 
-  apps/probe: {}
+  apps/probe:
+    devDependencies:
+      esbuild:
+        specifier: 0.28.2
+        version: 0.28.2
+      postject:
+        specifier: 1.0.0-alpha.6
+        version: 1.0.0-alpha.6
 
   apps/web:
     dependencies:
@@ -1521,6 +1528,10 @@ packages:
   color-name@1.1.4:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-dOy+3AuW3a2wNbZHIuMZpTcgjGuLU/uBL/ubcZF9OXbDo8ff4O8yVp5Bf0efS8uEoYo5q4Fx7dY9OgQGXgAsQA==}
 
+  commander@9.5.0:
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-KRs7WVDKg86PWiuAqhDrAQnTXZKraVcCc6vFdL14qrZ/DcWwuRo7VoiYXalXO7S5GKpqYiVEwCbgFDfxNHKJBQ==}
+    engines: {node: ^12.20.0 || >=14}
+
   content-disposition@3.0.0:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-ZH/0Xs9rMIFWCOmGdmS9eHBTF62qqQYNz4nVjQhkdIO/a0fCP4UIM3mRz/wiqL0L14YgAz/1xio4OaSY4+ON/A==}
     engines: {node: '>=22'}
@@ -2282,6 +2293,11 @@ packages:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-9ZhXKM/rw350N1ovuWHbGxnGh/SNJ4cnxHiM0rxE4VN41wsg8P8zWn9hv/buK00RP4WvlOyr/RBDiptyxVbkZQ==}
     engines: {node: '>=0.10.0'}
 
+  postject@1.0.0-alpha.6:
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-b9Eb8h2eVqNE8edvKdwqkrY6O7kAwmI8kcnBv1NScolYJbo59XUF0noFq+lxbC1yN20bmC0WBEbDC5H/7ASb0A==}
+    engines: {node: '>=14.0.0'}
+    hasBin: true
+
   prelude-ls@1.2.1:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-vkcDPrRZo1QZLbn5RLGPpg/WmIQ65qoWWhcGKf/b5eplkkarX0m9z8ppCat4mlOqUsWpyNuYgO3VRyrYHSzX5g==}
     engines: {node: '>= 0.8.0'}
@@ -3691,6 +3707,8 @@ snapshots:
 
   color-name@1.1.4: {}
 
+  commander@9.5.0: {}
+
   content-disposition@3.0.0: {}
 
   convert-source-map@2.0.0: {}
@@ -4370,6 +4388,10 @@ snapshots:
     dependencies:
       xtend: 4.0.2
 
+  postject@1.0.0-alpha.6:
+    dependencies:
+      commander: 9.5.0
+
   prelude-ls@1.2.1: {}
 
   prettier@3.9.10: {}